Sunday, April 21, 2024

Real News about Presidential Race 2024

The political divide is far and wide, but that's no reason to run and hide, just vote for your cat and it'll be alright!

The Top 20 Reasons to Vote for Your Cat Instead of a Human for President 


1. Your cat won't get caught up in any political scandals because its idea of a scandal is knocking over a vase.

2. Unlike human candidates, your cat won't need to make promises it can't keep—unless it's about demanding more treats.

3. Your cat already has experience with diplomacy—it's negotiated treaties with neighboring dogs for years.

4. Cats are masters of patience, so your feline president won't lose its cool during tough negotiations.

5. Your cat understands the importance of a good nap, ensuring it's always well-rested to make crucial decisions.

6. Forget about campaign speeches; your cat's platform is simple: "More catnip, less drama."

7. Cats have superior agility, making them more capable of dodging political opponents' attacks.

8. Your cat's campaign slogan: "Paws for Progress"—catchy and to the point.

9. Your cat's cabinet would consist of fellow felines, ensuring a purr-fectly harmonious administration.

10. Your cat knows the value of independence and won't be swayed by special interest groups—unless they offer tuna.

11. Unlike human candidates, your cat won't be swayed by poll numbers; it's too busy grooming itself. 

12. Your cat's foreign policy: "If it fits, we sits"—creating peaceful relations with countries worldwide.

13. Your cat's economic plan involves redistributing wealth by knocking valuables off tables and redistributing them to the floor.

14. Your cat's press secretary would simply be a scratching post—because sometimes, it's better to let the claws do the talking.

15. Your cat's environmental policy is clear: "More cat trees, fewer trees chopped down for paper.

16. Your cat's response to crises: "Litter-ally purr-fect solutions for every situation."

17. Unlike other candidates, your cat won't be caught up in Twitter wars; it's more of an Instagram influencer.

18. Your cat's campaign rallies would consist of nap time—after all, a well-rested electorate is a happy electorate.

19. Your cat's healthcare plan: mandatory cuddle sessions for all citizens.

20. And the number one reason to vote for your cat for president: because let's face it, the world could use a little more meow-gic right now.

Tucker Carlson says UFOs are piloted by 'spiritual entities' with bases 'under the ocean and the ground'

Tucker Carlson says UFOs are piloted by 'spiritual entities' with bases 'under the ocean and the ground' | Daily Mail Online
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13329315/Tucker-Carlson-UFO-spiritual-angels-demons-Bible-Joe-Rogan.html 


Defense Department Admits the Existence of the UFO Reverse-Engineering Program “Kona Blue” but still denies the Existence of Recovered UFOs – Leo Zagami

Defense Department Admits the Existence of the UFO Reverse-Engineering Program “Kona Blue” but still denies the Existence of Recovered UFOs  – Leo Zagami
https://leozagami.com/2024/03/08/defense-department-admits-the-existence-of-the-ufo-reverse-engineering-program-kona-blue-but-still-denies-the-existence-of-recovered-ufos/ 

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Senate Passes Bill to Renew FISA Warrantless Spy Program

The Senate early Saturday passed a two-year reauthorization of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act’s (FISA) warrantless surveillance program after hours of intense and sometimes acrimonious debate on the Senate floor
The Hill


Turning Off The Gas

Turning Off The Gas

Biden Administration Announces Anti-Oil Restrictions on 13 Million Acres of Alaskan Petroleum Land

The Biden administration has announced restrictions on oil and gas leasing on more than 13 million acres of an Alaskan petroleum reserve to conserve land valuable to the “Alaska Native people” and “important fish and wildlife,”
Breitbart

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

No Dissent Allowed

No Dissent Allowed

NPR Editor Who Claimed Liberal Bias at Outlet Announces Resignation

Uri Berliner, the veteran NPR editor who accused the outlet of liberal bias earlier this month, announced his resignation on Wednesday. NPR suspended Berliner after he criticized the public radio network in an op-ed and interview with The Free Press
Mediaite

Government Schools

Government Schools

16-Year-Old Student Suspended After Using Term “Illegal Alien” in English Class

A 16-year-old student at Central Davidson High School in Lexington, North Carolina, faced a three-day suspension last week. The cause? His use of the term ‘illegal alien’ during a vocabulary assignment in English class
Gateway Pundit