The political divide is far and wide, but that's no reason to run and hide, just vote for your cat and it'll be alright!
The Top 20 Reasons to Vote for Your Cat Instead of a Human for President
2. Unlike human candidates, your cat won't need to make promises it can't keep—unless it's about demanding more treats.
3. Your cat already has experience with diplomacy—it's negotiated treaties with neighboring dogs for years.
4. Cats are masters of patience, so your feline president won't lose its cool during tough negotiations.
5. Your cat understands the importance of a good nap, ensuring it's always well-rested to make crucial decisions.
6. Forget about campaign speeches; your cat's platform is simple: "More catnip, less drama."
7. Cats have superior agility, making them more capable of dodging political opponents' attacks.
8. Your cat's campaign slogan: "Paws for Progress"—catchy and to the point.
9. Your cat's cabinet would consist of fellow felines, ensuring a purr-fectly harmonious administration.
10. Your cat knows the value of independence and won't be swayed by special interest groups—unless they offer tuna.
11. Unlike human candidates, your cat won't be swayed by poll numbers; it's too busy grooming itself.
12. Your cat's foreign policy: "If it fits, we sits"—creating peaceful relations with countries worldwide.
13. Your cat's economic plan involves redistributing wealth by knocking valuables off tables and redistributing them to the floor.
14. Your cat's press secretary would simply be a scratching post—because sometimes, it's better to let the claws do the talking.
15. Your cat's environmental policy is clear: "More cat trees, fewer trees chopped down for paper.
16. Your cat's response to crises: "Litter-ally purr-fect solutions for every situation."
17. Unlike other candidates, your cat won't be caught up in Twitter wars; it's more of an Instagram influencer.
18. Your cat's campaign rallies would consist of nap time—after all, a well-rested electorate is a happy electorate.
19. Your cat's healthcare plan: mandatory cuddle sessions for all citizens.
20. And the number one reason to vote for your cat for president: because let's face it, the world could use a little more meow-gic right now.
